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  • 1 hour ago  2:20    485 NOTES    via   source    reblog

    sixpenceee:

    never

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    make

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    fun

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    of someone

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    for something

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    they 

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    can’t

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    help 

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    bottomjared:

    sexuality: 

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    calliopeisababe:

probably but tell me more

    calliopeisababe:

    probably but tell me more

    2 hours ago  1:49    82149 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

    damnaveragesheep:

    stripperina:

    rachellgmh:

    I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

    At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

    dude

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    "What’s the weirdest fan art that you’ve gotten?"

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    sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

    sarahseeandersen:

    I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

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    thatonelesbianyouknow:

    wuffinarts:

    Do not cry for him

    DO NOT CRY

    2 hours ago  1:40    18984 NOTES    via   source    reblog

    11y:

    feefeeri:

    so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
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    but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
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    i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation

    I CANT BELIEVE JULIO IS FUCKING TUMBLR FAMOUS

    2 hours ago  1:39    168820 NOTES    via   source    reblog
    sockleton:

the prettiest ladies

    sockleton:

    the prettiest ladies

    2 hours ago  1:37    6204 NOTES    via   source    reblog

    taku-senpai:

    dude genuinely thought he was having a gay crisis.

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